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     31 things I love about edward Cullen!!! 1. He is a vampire. 2.He is a hot vampire. 3.He is a hot non-eating humon vampire. 4His eyes turn collor along with his moods. 5.He insults Jacob Black(peto puppy) in so meny ways. 6.He is super strong. 7.He is a hot vampire. 8.He thinks he is going to hell.(but he's not. he is to hot for hell) 9.He is romantic. 10.He will live forever!(yeah!!!!!!!!!) 11.He plays the piano.(again, ROMANTIC!!! 12.His sister Alice is awesome. 13.Has a awesome-looking home. 14.He is a hot vampire. 15.He is a awesome baseball player (So is Emmett) 16.Has a good heart. (even if it isn't beating) 17.He w

1) Edward Cullen doesn't run fast, he's on meth. 2)The only reason Edward wont drink Bella's blood is because he doesnt like Virgin Mary's. 3)Edward Cullen can stand in a crowd of albinos and still be the only white person. 4)Edward Cullen just pissed your pants. 5)The only flaw about Edward Cullen is that there is only one. 6)Edward Cullen doesn't stub his toes, he accidently destroys chairs, bedframes and sidewalks 7) Edward Cullen once ran so fast, he opened a portal that sent him three days into the past. While just escaping the portal he accidently crossed Tyler in his moving vehicle causing him to swerve in the school parking lot.

101 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen #1-20 1. Tell him Bella having puppies. 2. If he believes you: wait till he's out of earshot to kill Jacob. Then yell, "She's buying one from Pet Paradise!" 3. If he dosen't believe you: show him a realistic, photoshopped picture of Bella and Jacob holding a puppy. Follow with #2. 4. Poke his eye. When he asks why, tell him that his eye color is unreal and you're taking out his contacts. 5. Tell him that his hair is long enough to be in a ponytail. (Follow with #6) 6. Have Alice go shopping with you. Buy Edward a straightner, ponytail holders, and hair clips. 7. Tell him the only reason Carlisle adopted